Pappu Ne Ladki Se Kaha "Main Aapse Dosti Karna Chahta Hu"! Ladki: Meri Sagai Ho Chuki Hai! Pappu: To Bahan Bankar Apni Kisi Aur Saheli Se Setting Kara Do!
Ek Chor Chori Karke Santa Ke Ghar Se Ja Raha Tha Ki Pappu Ki Aak Khul Gai! Pappu: Mera Skool Ka Bag Bhi Le Ja Sale Varna Shor Macha Dunga!
Madam Pappu Se "Tum Scool Let Kyon Aaye? Pappu: Madam Kal Rat Sapne Men Main Kanaada Chala Gaya Tha! Madam: Aur Pinki Tum? Pinki: Madam Main Pappu Ko Arport Chhodne Gayi Thi!
Pappu Ne Banti Se Kaha "Main Tere 64 Ke 64 Dant Tod Dunga"! Happy Bich Men Bola "64 Nahin 32 Dant Hote Hain"! Pappu: Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Tu Bich Men Padega Is Liye Maine Tere Bhi Gin Liye The!
Garlfrend: Mujhe Aise Propose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne N Kiya Ho! Pappu: Kutti Kamini Jlli Lav Yu! Mujhse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Nagin Ab To Haan Kar De Chudel!
Pappu: Janu Ab Tum Pahle Se Badal Gai Ho! Garlfrend: Wo Kyon? Pappu: Ab Main Tumhen Kis Karta Hun To Tum Aakhe Nahin Band Karti! Garlfrend: Haramkhor Pichhali Bar Band Ki Thi To Mere Pers Se 500 Rupaye Gayab The!